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I'm not going to mention this twice. It's a little embarrassing.

There is an ominiscient observer writing what she claims is an "objective" version of stories I shall tell here. She refers to her account as a novel. She likes to blame the lack of posts here so far on the work she is engaged in on her version.

Let her say what she wants. She may be omniscient or she may not. I am sure she is not as much fun as I am. She is so obnoxiously -- you know -- omniscient.